[Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]YAHF: Forever banished from his home universe when Xander's choice of Halloween costume leaves him a gift of great knowledge, he's forced to make a home for himself in this new world where superheros and villains are commonplace. When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?This world of Gods and Monsters wont know what hit it. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . *AU Dimension travel, No slash, Abuse, Contains Angst*The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. After an exhausting month at work, Fleur was ready to enjoy the holiday with her husband until a sudden emergency call comes and an unexpected guest appears at her doorstep, derailing her whole life. When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them.I'm not being woe is me, I'm not trying to beg for sympathy here.As a reader you shouldn't have to care about the behind the scenes drama that unfolds with the writing process. I wasn't sure it was worth the time and effort to finish this story.Ron said it ONCE in the books, when his mouth was full. Nor will he be referred to as the "leader of light" by anyone seriously.3) Umbridge will not be Umbitch. If it happens in my story and isn't immediately followed by Harry doing something to make it clear that's not gonna happen again, please call me on it.6) Awesome Trunk of awesome awesomeness - No he does not own a trunk that allows him to train for several years (without aging! If you message me on here, I generally know you're not a bot : PIn Another Life Progress Update: (This update was written 3/29 by Co-Author of In Another Life; Samantha Minuet, and has nothing to do with Kathryn or her other projects) It has not taken us nine months to complete one chapter.This diminutive is irritating and silly.2) Dumbledore is not Dumbles, Bumblemore, Dumbasadoor or any other stupid name that can be made by chopping up and destroying his name. The actual writing/editing process is usually only a few of weeks turn around give or take a week or so.And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he? Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. Shelby Corcoran is looking for something too, only she knows what it is. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Alice and Bella begin to uncover an intimate side to their friendship, but they soon realize desire is a slippery slope and what may make them happy could devastate the world around them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car?
We're getting closer to the final arc, and I hope everyone can be patient for a while longer. Ginny The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway.
Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life.
Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART! To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess.
"You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Complete...actually a fairly common trick in the circus.
It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. A French Veela with a vendetta against Death Eaters is tasked to counter Umbridge and protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
So it sat there, like a giant albatross weighing me down, and throwing snarky guilt trippy remarks at me every day.