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(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan gift shop) ~~~ Fishing isn’t a matter of life and death…. ~~~ Fishy, fishy in the brook, Papa catch him on a hook, Mama fry him in a pan, Baby eat him like a man. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day… Teach a man to fish, you get rid of him for the weekend. (I saw this saying on a t-shirt) Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life. They want a man who can say what he feels and make them feel loved and appreciated. He says sarcastically, “” And the next thing you know, you’re stuck in a Darren Aronofsky film. You may think you’re being charming by poking fun at your beloved, but you’re going to make yourself AND your lady look bad.Being sarcastic towards her in front of other people is also risky. Or, worse, your friends may all chime in and start making fun of her as well. I love a well-placed quip at my expense now and again.

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they both get into trouble when they open their mouths.

~~~ The four B’s of fishing: boat, bait, beer and BS.

Women are at their best when fishing — no matter what.

~~~ Men shouldn’t fish with women because they always beat them. Old fishermen never die, they just smell like they did !

They switch from stealing and punching to jokes and insults as a means of flirtation. Sarcasm can be even more deadly in an ongoing relationship. And no one wants a card that says, “” When used too often, sarcasm in relationships can give the impression that you’re not taking her seriously.

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